Congratulations Obama

So Obama won. I admit I was secretly hoping McCain would win, and that his win would be widely regarded as fraudulent, leading to massive non-violent Gandhi-style protests eventually culminating in the secession of California. Californialand would then fix some disastrous federal policies such as the criminalization of marijuana. And then somehow Google gets elected president.

But Obama won instead, which I guess was the next best thing. Meanwhile, I'm hoping for divided government in 2010.